Michael Jackson Fans Are Crazy and Stoopid Part Deux!!

This person has to be one of the stupidest MJ fans around. Her name is Pamela Russell of Dallas Texas. Here are some of her more interesting quotes from the Usenet group alt.music.michael-Jackson .

This woman Pamela claims that she was a school teacher in Dallas. Not only that, she has a convicted pedophile living in her home with her grandchildren at present. For God's sake someone needs to neuter these people before they can pro-create.

Michael Jackson Fans Are Crazy and Stoopid!

Who would have guessed? Michael Jackson fans are insane! Well not all of them...well ok all of them. Here is a sample of some poetry from the King of Pop forum. This poem is called I Smell Sex and Candy. I would have called it I Smell Jesus Juice and KY Jelly.

I smell sex and candy He was downtown by himself. Then there I was, layin in his arms. There we were, lost inside these dreams. I smell sex and candy He was walking around a local cafe. Then there he was kissing me under the stairs. There we were, one soul above the rest. I smell sex and candy He smiled at me and said hello. Then there we were, making love beneath the stars. There we were walking hand in hand. I smiled in return and pushed out all those thoughts. Should he think the same as me, I would have laughed. Should he pass me by, I would understand.Or should he whisper in my ear....I smell sex and candy.

Wow, how beautiful and by beautiful I mean fucking insane. There are many more poems, mainly about having sex with Michael Jackson or cutting. Don't forget to visit the other sections of the forum to join in discussions about how masculine Wacko is, how tough he is or just plain blow your top and babble like a fool on crack.

Hearing Voices Again

Overheard in the office is a great example of stupidity. Not the site itself, but the hundreds of quotes you will find from offices and workplaces throughout the world. Like this:

Co-worker #1: I don't like space, or astronauts.
Co-worker #2: Why?
Co-worker #1: Well, this one time I was at the Kennedy Space Center when I was a little kid and there was a statue of an astronaut at the end of the museum and when I got close to it, it moved and it really scared me.
Co-worker #2: Ooh, that's freaky!
Co-worker #1: Yeah. That's why I don't like space.

There is much more stupidity to be had. Go now!

Stoopid Post

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